| Gold medal for NASA in the 563 billion meters, for landing successfully on Mars. |
| LK Advani planning another Rath Yatra to amass support for his retirement. |
| What's common between the Indian Hockey team and our government. They both are consistent non-performers. |
| Indian Army has given 1.2 billion of us VIJAY and a new "Vijay Diwas" in "Vijay Kumar"! |
| Power Grid Failure: India is the first country to invent a time-machine. It was tested successfully for 2 days. The North Indians were the privileged ones to travel twice to "Dark Ages" and back. |
| Having a power cut in the office causes many problems - desktops, servers are down. But more importantly, the coffee machine isn't working! |
| Bangladeshi immigrants have threatened to immigrate to Bhutan if power cuts continue in India. |
| Why has the UPA government failed? With no power, there's no responsibility. |
| Power Grid Failure: Politicians are really good at "keeping us in the dark". |
| Failure to ELECT right representatives results in frequent ELECTricity failure! |
