| Abu Jundal arrested. So even Ajmal Kasab has a partner but not Leander Paes! |
| Why blame the Pak President? Indian names are so confusing: Arnab and Pranab Sonia and Sania Surjeet and Sarabjeet |
| The Pakistani govt. should hire an Indian 'Spelling Bee' who has won some Spellathon, so that they may not confuse between Sarabjit & Surjeet! |
| Have you heard this new Pakistan announcement on Sarabjit? No, it's Surjeet. Sorry guys, the Pak President has short-term memory loss! |
| Some 'experts' believe that the bad Vaastu of rupee symbol caused its fall. |
| All the Presidential candidates should be put into "Rashtrapati Bhavan" & "Bigg Boss" should be held over the month! May the best win to be the President of India! Tweet |
| The PM and President can be decided on a reality show. I have a name too. Indian Idle. Chetan Bhagat |
| Big Ben to be named "Elizabeth Tower" in honour of diamond jubilee of the accession of Queen Elizabeth II to the thrones of seven countries. Quite a sex change. |
| Headlines: 42% of Indian children underweight, PM calls it "A National Shame". What about the 50% children & 80% adults who are overweight/obese. Is that "A National Pride"? |
| Nitin Gadkaris's touching Baba Ramdev's feet is an example that people bend in politics! |