News and Politics SMS

  • Before Nitin Gadkari touched Baba Ramdev's feet, he had to carefully remove them from Baba Ramdev's mouth.
  • Nitin Gadkari touched Baba Ramdev's feet, it seems. A refreshing change from Baba Ramdev touching Baba Ramdev's feet.
  • Irony of Bharat Bandh:
    It was observed as a day to protest "Petrol price Hike". Almost everything was closed except for "Petrol Pumps"!
  • It's doubted that the "Bharat Bandh" will affect the petrol prices but empty roads would surely give good mileage & hence people would save some money!
  • Petrol Price Hike:
    India has the world's cheapest car and the world's costliest petrol.
  • Siddharth Mallya says out of court settlement with the molestation victim wasn't financial in any way. Maybe they paid in Petrol.
  • Chennai Super Kings and Petrol both are trending on Twitter because nobody wants them to move up!
  • PJ's are now Petrol Jokes!
  • Petrol Price hike by Rs 7.5 per litre:
    I'd originally set out to find cheap petrol, but I decided to keep my goals realistic.
  • "Mayawati spent Rs 86 crore renovating her residence"
    'Social Engineering' followed by 'Civil Engineering'.
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