| Ram to Laxman: Why is this dhobi behaving like social media? Sita is my personal matter |
| Airtel has made only Rs 1,006 in profits this quarter. Since A. Raja is in jail, common men must help them earn more profits. |
| If Sarojini Naidu is 'The Nightingale' of India, Mayawati is definitely 'The Angry Bird'. |
| Sachin's performance in the 1st match at Delhi after getting nominated as Rajya Sabha MP-pedestrian like other MPs. |
| Forget the Communists. Mamata will fight for a rollback and ensure Ganguly gets nominated to the Rajya Sabha. |
| Sachin as Rajya Sabha MP: A man is known by the company he keeps; but he is also known by the company he avoids. |
| It's an insult to Indian democracy that a person who has been auctioned is being chosen as a Rajya Sabha MP. Tweet |
| Sachin after becoming RS MP "Congress similar to Mumbai Indians, it is also captained by a Sardar and owned by a woman." Tweet |
| When Sachin attends Rajya Sabha proceedings, will Star Cricket or Rajya Sabha TV telecast the proceedings in the house? |
| So when people were saying 'God Save the Congress Now', they took it literally and nominated Sachin Tendulkar to Rajya Sabha |