News and Politics SMS

  • The epic Nirma Ad: "Hema, Rekha, Jaya aur Sushma..." was surely a brilliant futuristic ad by some Seer, keeping the Rajya Sabha in mind.
  • British MPs lost to Indian MPs at Dharamshala. With the induction of Sachin, British MPs would refuse to play Indian MPs in future.
  • Political parties were earlier using religion for their political gains. Now they use God(Sachin Tendulkar) himself.
  • Why is Sachin Tendulkar nominated to the Rajya Sabha?
    Bcoz that's the only way to make him quit International Cricket gracefully.
  • How'll Sachin play in Rajya Sabha?
    There the MPs only bowl No Balls, Wides, Googly, Yorkers, Bouncers & Doosras!
  • Sachin Tendulkar nominated as Rajya Sabha MP to increase the TRP of Rajya Sabha TV.
  • Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar was loved by all when he was a Cricketer. And now suddenly, he becomes a politician.
  • Sachin's visit to Sonia proves even God can be bought if the price is right.
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  • Can God(Sachin Tendulkar) be nominated to the Rajya Sabha in a secular State?
  • In a rather strange development, the ministers involved in the 'Toilet Scam' are reporting severe diarrhea instead of the usual chest pain.
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