| "How many Mamata Banerjees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" "Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and the other to send you to jail." |
| "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mamata." "Mamata who?" "Mamata Banerjee and I'm putting you in jail." |
| "Why did Mamata Banerjee cross the road?" "To walk you to jail." |
| What is the similarity between a politician and a mosquito? You can kill both of them with a newspaper. |
| Arnold Palmer Invitational: Tiger Woods is back from the Woods to the Fairways and Greens! |
| At the current rate, India shall run out of Gates to throw out corruption. |
| Today's Scam: Army Chief offered 14 Cr bribe; Friday: Coalgate; Thursday: Porngate; That's almost a scam a day by scums, for every weekday. |
| Breaking News: "Army Chief Offered 14 Crore Bribe" Politicians lobbying to become next Army Chief. |
| If Army Chief was serious about acting against corruption, he should have informed Rakhi Sawant instead of reporting it to AK Antony. |
| Army chief offered Rs. 14-Crore bribe? Wow! This should be on the hoardings that advertise army as a career. |