| Army Chief was offered bribe. He informed government about this. Government said, "Don't worry, we'll take care of the bribe." |
| Good thing we invented zero; otherwise scams like Coalgate worth Rs. 10,700,000,000,000 would not have been possible. |
| 99% of politicians recommend Coalgate. |
| Dhanush knew about the scam far earlier. That is why he sang Kolaveri Kolaveri Di... |
| Congress chaps are into Coalgate , while BJP fellows are watching Close Ups! |
| A Porngate which involves dark skinned people is Coalgate! |
| No two people are the same. But Porngate and Coalgate has proved beyond doubt that all politicians are the same. |
| When it is said frequently that politicians are more open to the use of technology, they imply watching porn in Assembly on tablets. |
| Breaking News: Sunny Leone caught watching Lok Sabha TV! |
| This Coalgate seems to be sponsored by Colgate to increase its toothpaste and shaving products demand. |