| After Internet Explorer, Bill Gates launches new version of browser known as Gates. It's very fast for watching videos but it gets corrupted easily. |
| BJP MLAs teach us how to respect our culture and heritage. We must respect Kamasutra and preserve Khajuraho temple's glory! |
| Poonam Pandey and Sunny Leone seem to have a bright future in BJP. It's high time they quit Bollywood and enter Indian politics. |
| Indian wives do not let even powerful husbands like these BJP MLAs watch anything in peace at home. |
| Just another day in Assembly - Ministers sit back and watch as people get screwed. |
| Lalit Modi bankrupt. Government corrupt. Assembly MLAs 'erupt'. |
| With party MLAs proclivities coming into the open, Sushma Swaraj will have to rethink before dancing in front of the party men. |
| Breaking News: BJP MLAs were watching repeat telecast of "Bade Achhe Lagte Hain". |