What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut? A Barbercue! |
What do you call a ghost chicken? A poultry-geist! |
I went to an Indian restaurant for some garlic bread. But they had naan! |
What would you call a walking mosquito? An itch-hiker! |
Christmas Special: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! |
Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors? Because if they had 4, they'd be called chicken sedans! |
What vegetables do librarians like? Quiet peas! |
Which part of the body is the last to work, once you die? Pupils, they dilate! |
What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany? The Wurst Kase scenario! |
When a grasshopper tells a bad joke, does it only hear crickets? |