| Pappu: I love you! Girl: Phurrrr... Pappu: I'll even die for you. Girl: Phurrrr... Pappu: I can't live without you. Girl: Phurrrr... Pappu: I even bought a diamond ring for you. Girl: Really? Pappu: Phurrrrr... |
| In an examination hall, a girl asked Pappu, "Please tell me the beginning of the answer, rest I shall write myself?" Pappu checked the location of the invigilator and then whispered to her, 'The'! |
| Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product? Bunty: MS Excel Lucky: MS Word Bittu: MS Powerpoint Pappu after thinking a lot, "MS Dhoni"! |
| Girl: I need Google in my brain and antivirus in my heart. Pappu: And Photoshop on your face! |
| A teacher sent a note to Pappu's mother: "Sincere and bright boy but spends too much time with girls." Jeeto sent a note back: "Please advise solution, father has same problem!" |
| Pappu to Bunty, "If your dad is angry with you and asks, Do I look stupid? don't answer him". Bunty: Why? Pappu: I learnt it the hard way. |
| Pappu and his girlfriend had a very heated arguement. Girl: Delete my number. Pappu: Just chill. It was never ever saved! |
| Pappu: I finally found the root of all my problems. Bunty: And if I may know, what's it? Pappu: My birth! |
| Pappu was stuck with his maths homework. "Grandpa', he pleaded, "could you help me with this?" "I could", replied his grandfather, "but it wouldn't be right, would it?" "I don't suppose it would, Grandpa", said Pappu, "but have a shot at it anyway". |
| Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol? Pappu: Because they did't have a colour printer! |