God never tasted any cough syrup... because . . . . . . . . . . Khuda-na-Khasta! |
When does an Indian Potato changes its nationality? When it become french fries! |
Which car would have Ravan loved to drive? EYE 20! |
Who had a double role in the movie 'Sholay'? ? ? ? ? ? ? King George, because he featured on both sides of the coin! |
What do you call a bee that comes from America? . . . . . USB - no claps please! |
What do you call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day? . . . . . . Jaswanti (Just 1 tea)! |
What'll you call "Burj Khalifa" after 80 years? Bujurg Khalifa! |
How do you say "she is calling a cab" in one word? . . . . . . Vocabulary! |
How does a female camel expresses her love for the male camel? . .. ... Ni Main Cameli Cameli; Ni Main Cameli Cameli; Ni Main Cameli Mere Yaar Di! |
Worst PJ of the decade: Girl: You're so Witty. . .. ... .... Boy: You're so Churchgate! |