Pranks SMS

  • However high the sky may be.
    However wide the river may be.
    However strong the wind may be.
    Just remember,

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    it's none of your business!
  • Today I walked on the road, Suddenly 5 policemen surrounded me.
    I got amazed and enquired from the police, "Why are you surrounding me?"
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    Police: Because the govt. ordered "Save our Tigers"!
  • Your smile can be compared with flowers;
    Your voice can be compared with a cuckoo;
    Your innocence can be compared with a baby;
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    But in foolishness, you have no comparison!
  • A question for brilliant people...
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    Didn't you read it - Question only for brilliant people.
    You relax and have a nice week!
  • Hi!
    Can we meet?
    It's been so long since we last met.
    I shall visit you soon and... please tell me where should I come - to the same...
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    Zoo or you've been moved to some Circus?
  • The world is full of foolish people who answer everything in No.
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    Are you also the one?
  • From Morning till Evening;
    From Sunday to Saturday;
    From 1st to 31st;
    From January to December;
    And from Birth till my Death, my feelings for you have never changed.
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    For me, you've always been a headache!
  • 21st Century is truly Lifeless.
    Communication: Wireless
    Cooking: Fireless
    Youth: Jobless
    Messages: Meaningless
    Sender: Priceless
    Reader: Useless
  • This message is strictly for smart and intelligent people;
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    And if you have received it... then obviously it's a technical error!
  • How do you keep a fool busy for hours?
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