| Say 'e' 'ee' 'eee' 'eeee' 'eeeee' 'eeeeee' 'eeeeeee' 'eeeeeeee' 'eeeeeeeee' 'eeeeeeeeeee' Very Good, I just taught you how to have a big wide smile. You must practice it everyday after brushing your teeth! |
| I smell . . . . . . . very nice after a bath. Even you should try it sometime! |
| You are:
20% Fantastic, 20% Attractive, 20% Love able, 20% Terrific, and 20% Understandable. . . . . In short, you are 100% F.A.L.T.U. |
| You are the one who is Charming, You are the one who is Intelligent, Your are the one who is Cute. And I am the one who is... . . . . . . . spreading these rumours! |
| This message contains a virus that effects the brain. . . . . . . You're damn lucky. This virus couldn't effect you as it couldn't find it! |
| May bad fortune follow you all your days... . . . . . . and never catch up with you! |
| Think Well Plan Well Do Well Sleep Well Play Well Laugh Well And throw your mobile also into a well... because you are not messaging me well! |
| It's a humble request to all my dear friends not to send messages like "Forward to 10 people, otherwise you'll have misfortune" or "Bad Luck shall follow you for 10 years" or "Dekhte hi Like Karo"... because this does not change or luck. Luck does not change by forwarding messages, it changes with hard work and dedication. Must forward this message to all your friends if you want to get good news in 24 hours! |
| When your life is in darkness, pray to God, ask him to free you from darkness. And if you still remain in darkness, . . . . . Please pay your Electricity Bill! |
| Tum Apun Ko Itna Message Karta Hai. Apun Ko Reply Karne Ko Majbor Karta Hai. Kya Iss Ke Peechay Koi Plan Hai; . . . . Ya Auron Ki Tarah Tum Bhi Apun Ka Fan Hai! |