| I'm on a mission. A mission:
To avoid you;
To forget you; To not to talk to you; To not to think about you anymore. In short, it's . . . . MISSION IMPOSSIBLE! |
| A simple way to impress any girl: . . . . . . . . If you know it, please apply it. What are you looking here? |
| When you are restless at all times; When you feel angry and irritated; When you feel lazy and lethargic; When you lose interest in everything; When there's no brightness in your life... . . . . . . . Stupid, it doesn't mean that there's no electricity. It simply means you badly need a vacation! |
| Think of any of the below numbers: 100 200 250 300 400 500 600 750 1000 . . . Now get my phone charged for the amount you thought. Then I shall tell you, how much balance did I get. Don't laugh it off, hurry up! |
| Have you done two of the most important things when you woke up today? 1. Pray, so that you may live. . . . . . . 2. Take a bath so that others may live, too! |
| If I were an artist, you would be my picture. If I were a poet, you would be my inspiration. If I were an author you would be my story. . . . . But when it comes to you, I would rather prefer to be a cartoonist! |
| Your network has changed the call charges. Now tariffs are calculated as per your IQ. The lesser the IQ, the cheaper the call rates. . . . . . Congrats, now you can make almost free calls! |
| God created the Earth; God created the nature; God created the Oxygen; God created the life cycle; And God created you, too! Yes, even God can make mistakes! |
| What is the full form of 'EIDK'? Think? . . . . Try again? . . . Don't know? Ok! Give up? E = Even I = I D = Don't K = Know! |
| Good friends are not easy to obtain; Once obtained, they're difficult to maintain; One maintained, they're difficult to sustain; Once lost, they're simply impossible to regain! Moral: Take good care of me, you lucky brat! |
