| Sacche Doston ki 3 Nishaniyan: 1) Kamine Kabhi call nahi karenge. 2) Zalim has-has ke message padhenge. 3) Chahe jitni beizzati karlo, Besharam Message pura padhenge! |
| God has its own way of keeping everything in balance. That's why he made me your friend. So never mind, if you're ugly and stupid! |
| Zindagi Mein Jab Aapko Koi Raasta Dikhai Na De. . . Koi Manzil, Koi Dost, Yeh Koi Apna Dikhai Na De.. . .. ... .... Then call me, Main Tumhe "Eye Specialist" Ke Paas Le Chalunga! |
| Flowers + Butterfly = A beautiful scene. Stars + Moon = A romantic night. Rain + Monsoon = A lovely weather. You + Your smile = Bhaago Bhoot Aaya! |
| Caller: Hello, Roshni hai? Listener: Nahi. Caller: Toh, Saale - candle jala! |
| True love is like a pillow. You can hug when you are in trouble; You can cry when you are in pain; And you can embrace when you are happy. So when you need true love spend 200 bucks and buy a pillow! |
| Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me - I'll laugh at you! |
| Breaking News: 3 days holiday declared in all Central and State govt. offices. As a result, all schools and college shall also remian closed due to "Bharat Bandh"! . . . . . . So sit at home on 29,30 and 31st February and just chill! |
| My love for you has no boundries, even to hell I follow you! |
| Life has many ways to make you weak; But always remember 3 things that will keep you strong. . . . . . Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner. Think Hatke & Eat Datke. |