| Jab Tum Hanstey Ho To Lagta Hai Ki Insaan Pehle Bandar Tha. Dekho Gussa Mat Karo Kyounki Jab Tum Gussa Karte Ho To . .. ... .... Lagta Hai Ki Insaan Aaj Bhi Bandar Hai! |
| When the only 'Light' in your life is suddenly gone... it's time to . .. ... .... 'Recharge' your phone's battery! |
| Aapko. . . Hum sirf aapko.. .. .. Aur aapko... ... ... Arre aapko.... .... .... Haan Haan Aapko..... ..... ..... Baba Aapko Aapko, only Aapko aur kisi ko nahi...... ...... ...... Bas Aapko, Hamesha tang karenge! |
| The probability of forgetting something is directly proportional to... to... to... uh... oh never mind! |
| In this cruel world, it is very difficult to find friends with a beautiful heart, worldly wisdom, attractive personality and stylish looks. So . .. ... .... learn to value me! |
| Beautiful Lines: __________________ __________________ __________________ __________________ __________________ __________________ __________________ Next time, I'll send you beautiful circles! |
| It is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones! |
| Dear friend, Remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom; And without ugliness there can be no beauty. So the world needs YOU after all! |
| Smile will make you look beautiful. So always keep smiling! . .. ... .... ..... ...... Stop being weird by smiling... it won't work for you! |
| If you read this really hilarious joke, you'll simply die laughing. . .. ... .... ..... I really care for you well-being. That's why I didn't send the message to you! |