| Roses are Red, Violets are Blue; Tuberose are White and Pansies are multi-coloured. I bet you were . .. ... expecting something romantic; But these are just colouring lessons for you! |
| You're Cute You're Hot You're Sweet You're Intelligent You're Amazing You're Perfect And I am liar! |
| Friends are like mirrors as they are our reflections. You're damn lucky as I am quite good looking! |
| Pronounce this as fast as you can if you are a genius: Eye, Yam, Stew, Peed! |
| Yeh Awaaz Pehchano: Dhee choo Dhee choo Dhee choo Dhee choo Dhee choo Dhee choo Dhee choo Dhee choo Maine Awaaz Pehchanne Ko Kaha Tha, Nikalne Ke Liye Nahi! |
| November 26 . .. ... Morning, 06:32 . .. ... Nothing happened... Get back to work. All day long, you're simply enjoying my messages! |
| I like watching you and I like to spend my time with you; But you are always surrounded by people... being the main attraction of the Zoo! |
| Five facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You 1. You're so lazy You didn't read all the Yous. 2. You didn't notice I put a Yoo. 3. You are now looking to find out. 4. You are laughing because you realize there is no 'Yoo' and you've been tricked. 5. You are going to forward this to others who are like 'YOU'! |
| Please answer in 'Yes' or "No' only: . .. ... .... Has your wife stopped abusing and beating you? |
| Sachin fans watching CRICKET; Salman fans watching his MOVIES; Sania fans watching TENNIS; And my fans are always busy reading my 'Messages'. Ohh God! They're simply crazy fans! |
