| Don't believe that every sweet person in your life will remain the same; because even the best chocolate has an expiry date. . .. ... Me? Don't worry, I'm like a fine wine, no expiry date - the older the tastier! |
| Think Big Think Positive Think Smart Think Beautiful Think Great I know that is too much for you; So here is a shortcut... JUST THINK ABOUT ME! |
| Fun Prank: Put Rs 10,000 in an envelope and mail it to me. It shall sure leave me stunned... I swear about it. If you don't believe it, do it right now before someone else steals this idea and implements it before you do! |
| I'm on my way to the hospital right now... My neighbour's kid swallowed my 4GB memory card; and now he is . .. ... busy singing all the songs on the memory card. I am praying that he doesn't get to the video section anytime soon! |
| Cheese is Cheez; But Better is Butter. If you forget me; I'll throw you in a Gutter! |
| Can I take your picture? I simply love taking wild life photography! |
| If some day I praise you for your: 1. Good looks 2. Nature 3. Style or 4. Attitude Please don't believe me, as I might be drunk! |
| Do you know you're a BITCH. B: Beautiful I: Intelligent T: Talented C: Cute and H: Hilarious So you're smiling now, BITCH! |
| You are very special to me. I don't want to lose a friend like you. I always pray that you should be safe. So please be careful whenever you . .. ... jump from one tree to another! |
| Please answer only in 'Yes' or 'No'. Does your family members know that you're . .. ... .... ..... INSANE? |
