| Today's thought: . .. ... .... ..... Don't always depend on my thoughts. Try to think of your own, sometimes! |
| I badly want a KISS. Please KISS me quickly. Please hurry up. Sad, there's no one. Now I know, why you're shirking. Because you don't what it actually means. It means: K: Koi I: Intresting S: SMS S: Send Karo |
| The moment I see you, I feel like giving you a punch on your mouth with . .. ... .... my lips - softly and gently as I adore you a lot! |
| Can you read fast in English? My A my; They my; They they my; A my they na my; Compliments,you can be a successful beggar. |
| Almost 83% of boys failed this test. Wanna be a genius? Then answer this question: . .. ... .... What's your girlfriend's name? |
| Raj escapes into a Jungle on Sunday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves Jungle on Sunday... How's it possible? . .. ... Don't know? Even I don't know, that's I am asking you! |
| Do you know as to why people are jealous of you? Is it because you're very smart or is it that you're very cute and handsome? No! It's simply because you've . .. ... a friend like me! |
| Do you know why cool and amazing people are always busy? . .. ... I'll tell you later because right now, I am pretty busy! |
| Three monkeys escaped from the zoo today. One was caught watching TV; Another playing cricket; And the third one . .. ... No, it's not you. Why do you always think you're a monkey? You're a donkey! |
| Everyone has an ugly friend. If you don't have an ugly friend, well, then... . .. ... it is really awkward! |
