| Rajnikanth can lick his elbows. |
| Rajnikanth can drown a fish. |
| Rajnikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile. |
| Rajnikanth can count infinity, twice. |
| Rajnikanth is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world. |
| The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikanth kicked one of the corners off. |
| Rajnikanth got smallpox when he was kid. As a result, smallpox is now eradicated. |
| Rajnikanth can win F1 in reverse gear. |
| Rajnikanth electrocuted Iron Man. |
| Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendents are today called giraffes. |