| When Rajnikanth walks into a dark room, he doesn`t turn the light on. He turns darkness off. |
| When Rajnikanth does push-ups, he isn`t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down. |
| Time and tide wait for Rajnikanth. |
| When Rajnikanth asked to kill someone he doesn`t know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out. |
| Rajnikanth doesn`t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection from pollution. |
| Rajnikanth knows what women really want. |
| Rajnikanth`s every step creates a mini whirlwind, Tsunami was the result of Rajinkanth`s swimming. |
| The British left India because Rajnikanth told them he was coming. |
| Rajnikanth eliminates two stones with one bird. |
| There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajnikanth lives in Chennai. |