| Chuck Norris once met Rajnikanth. The result? He was reduced to a joke on the internet. |
| The only things that runs longer than Rajnikanth are his films. |
| Rajnikanth puts the ‘laughter` in manslaughter. |
| Rajnikanth proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction. |
| Rajnikanth once swallowed an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. |
| Google won`t find Rajnikanth because you don`t find Rajnikanth; Rajnikanth finds you. |
| Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door. |
| Rajnikanth once warned a young girl to be good `or else`. The result? Mother Teresa. |
| Rajnikanth never falls in love, he just rises in love. |
| Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. |