| Rajnikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013. |
| Rajnikanth doesn`t bowl Strikes, he just knocks down one pin; and the other nine fall out of fear. |
| Rajnikanth knows Victoria`s Secret. |
| There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajnikanth allowed to live. |
| Rajnikanth does not get frostbite, he bites frost. |
| The last time Rajnikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated, Resonance. |
| The statement, `Nobody can cheat death`, is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. |
| Rajnikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear. |
| Rajnikanth doesn`t move at the speed of light. Light tries to move at the speed of Rajnikanth. |
| Rajnikant got his drivers license at the age of 18 seconds. |