| Rajnikanth can watch the 60 minutes Show in 20 minutes. |
| According to Einstein`s theory of relativity, Rajnikanth can kick you yesterday. |
| What is the height of heights? Rajnikanth. |
| Does Rajniknath smoke? No, he just fires. |
| Why is Rajnikanth treated as God? Bcoz he is omnipresent. |
| Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikanth was approached for the movie Mission Impossible but Rajnikanth refused as he found the title insulting. |
| How does Rajnikanth freeze things without a refrigerator? By just saying, `Freeze.` |
| One day Rajnikanth was swimming from Africa to US in the Atlantic and he lost his underwear. Now they call it BERMUDA TRIANGLE. |
| Rajnikanth: A person used by parachute to land safely. |
| What`s the difference between Moon Walk of Michael Jackson and Rajnikanth? MJ does it while dancing on Earth and Rajnikanth does it walking on Moon. |