| Why doesn't Rajnikanth use Google? Bcoz he already has all the information. |
| Why doesn`t Rajnikanth participate in Tomatino festival? Bcoz the festival is for crushing tomatoes and not people. |
| Tamil Nadu has now got the New Bullet Proof Jacket. It`s a T-shirt with Rajnikanth`s photo printed on it. |
| When was Rajnikanth born? No one knows about it. He has been around since the time when history was not documented |
| Who are the heroes of India? Amitabh Bachchan, Sachin Tendulkar, Dhoni, Salman Khan, Shah Rukh Khan and Anna. You wonder why Rajniknath is not in the list. Actually he is not a hero, he is a super-hero. |
| Why didn`t Rajnikanth become a Cricketer or a Footballer? Bcoz only the fans of these games follow them whereas the Indians all over the world follow Rajnikanth. |
| Would Rajnikanth ever leave the human body? No, never! He would simply go to America as America is in deep-shit now whereas India is growing at a fast pace. |
| Why did Rajnikanth choose to become a super-human and not God? Bcoz there are so many Gods in India but only one super-human. |
| Why did Rajnikanth went to Singapore for medical check-up? Bcoz his popularity in India caused inconvenience to other patients in Indian hospitals. |
| Why Rajnikanth lives in South India? Bcoz India is well-protected with natural boundaries in the North and he can take care of enemies invading through water-route. |