| Why is Rajnikanth dark-complexioned? Bcoz he is the only one surviving from dark ages. |
| How come Barrack Obama became the first black President of the USA? Americans got inspiration from Rajnikanth. If Rajnikanth can do everything inspite of being dark, even Obama could do it for them. |
| Why didn't Rajnikanth object to jokes made on him? Bcoz he hated growing popularity of Santa and Banta. |
| Breaking News: Rajnikant purchases two NANO cars for... Skating. |
| Breaking News: Rajnikanth has filed a patent violation suit against Ajay Devgan for copying his style in the movie 'Singham'. |
| The Hindi cinema got international stature after Rajnikanth agreed to act in a few Bollywood movies. |
| Rajnikanth does not need a mobile phone as he travels faster than air waves. |
| The Moon and Mars are being explored on the insistence of Rajnikanth that Earth's air is too polluted for human existence in future. |
| Rajnikanth doesn't eat food. He only checks whether it is edible for humans or not. |
| Breaking News: A train meets an ancident with a bicycle resulting in the death of all train passengers. The Cyclist, Rajnikanth bolts! |