| Rajnikanth enters BIGG BOSS 4. Next day: Rajnikanth wants that the BIGG BOSS enters the Confession Room! |
| Spiderman, Superman and Batman visit Rajinikanth on every Teacher's Day. |
| When Ranikanth's computer hangs, Windows launches its new version. |
| The computer virus are always looking for an anti-Rajnikanth. |
| Rajnikanth does not wear a watch because he sets his own time. |
| Rajnaikanth never jumps but Earth reduces its gravity for his convenience. |
| Whenever Rajnikanth makes a mistake, it becomes a new invention. |
| The apple that fell on Newton was thrown by Rajnikanth. |
| Only Rajniknath knows that what came first, the egg or the hen! |
| Rajnikanth goes for his morning walk on the moon as there is a lot of traffic in Poes Garden, Chennai. |