| Rajnikanth wife's say sorry to him for his mistakes. One damn lucky husband. |
| The sharks live in the depth of the seas bcoz they know that Rajnikanth lives on land. |
| You won't need to charge your mobile if you have Rajnikanth jokes in it. |
| Rajnikanth stared at the sun for hours, the sun blinked by setting. |
| Rajnikanth doesn't pay attention, attention pays him. |
| Rajnikanth can finish Mario brothers without using the jump button. |
| Galileo used lamp to study, Graham Bell used candle to study & Shakespeare studied in street light but do u know about Rajnikanth? Only agarbatti. |
| Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North? Becoz Rajnikanth lives in the South and no one can point at him. |
| This message is being sent by Rajnikanth in the interest of humanity: Stop making jokes on me, otherwise I will delete your 'forward' option. |
| When Graham Bell invented telephone, he already had 2 missed calls from Rajnikanth. |