| A boy broke the window of Rajinikanth's house while playing cricket. Rajni warned the boy to play slowly. The boy is now known as Misbah-Ul-Haq. |
| Once Rajnikanth threw an ignited cigarette up in the sky. It fell on a planet, which is now known as 'SUN'. |
| Q: Why Rajnikanth doesn't play cricket? A: Bcoz Sachin Tendulkar requested him to keep his world records intact. |
| Rajnikanth has counted infinity twice. |
| Part of apple's logo that is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth. |
| Rajnikanth doesn't shave. He just looks in the mirror and dares hair to grow. |
| Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan 'via Bluetooth'. |
| When Rajnikanth was a student, teachers used to bunk classes. |
| Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass. |
| Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test, the rough sheet he used is known as Oxford dictionary. |