| Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out. |
| Rajnikanth can speak Braille. |
| Rajnikanth's pulse is measured in Richter scale. |
| Rajnikanth can make onions cry. |
| Rajnikanth wrote his autobiography. It is known as a 'Guinness Book of World Records'. |
| The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth's signature. |
| Why did the British leave India in 1947? Because they came to know a baby named Rajnikanth will be born in 1949!! |
| Rajnikanth can drown a fish. |
| Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. |
| There is no such thing as evolution. It's just a list of creatures that Rajnikanth allowed to live. |