| Rajnikanth can divide by zero. |
| Once Rajnikanth woke up in the morning & decided to share the knowledge with everyone & thus Google originated. |
| I don't fear exams now because at the beginning of every answer. I shall write: 'According to Rajnikanth.' |
| Dinosaurs once laughed at Rajnikanth. As a result, they are extinct. |
| Rajnikanth can sentence a judge. |
| Rajnikanth makes coffee by grinding beans with his teeth and boiling milk with his anger. |
| Rajnikanth can speak Braille. |
| Rajnikanth wear sunglasses to save the sun from his eyes. |
| Alfred Noble is to be honoured with Rajjnikanth award. |
| Rajnikanth ordered a dosa at MacDonald's and he got it. |