| When God watched Robot, he said,'Oh my Rajnikanth!'. |
| Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house. |
| Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost's energy; and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy. |
| Q:Why India's enemies like China and Pakistan are in north. A:Bcoz Rajnikant is in south. |
| Why did Rajnikanth buy an acre of land with 4 wells in each corner? Just to play carom. |
| The ultimate and the Rajnikanth award goes to 'OSCAR'! |
| One Day Rajnikanth got angry at his sweeper. He kicked him so hard that he went flying in d sky with his broom. 2day the boy is famous as 'HARRY PORTER'. |
| Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but Einstein died watching that coz Light came second. |
| In 2008, Rajnikanth lost his wallet. And the world went into RECESSION. |
| After release of Robot, Rajnikanth gave Times of India 3 stars. |