| Santa: My internet speed was very slow. I found a solution. Banta: Tell me also. Even my net is slow. Santa: I have installed a wallpaper of Rajinikanth. Now I am enjoying the speed of a 3G connection. |
| TATA Nano was invented after a 22 wheel TATA truck crashed into RajiniKanth. |
| Breaking News: You'll never need to charge your cellphone if you have enough Rajinikanth jokes stored in your Inbox. |
| Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikanth killing people faster than death can process them. |
| Bulk SMS ban for 15 days: Rajinikanth is responsible for it as too many Rajini SMS were being forwarded. |
| Rajinikanth got angry with his friend for being rude. He was told not to show his face again. That person is now known as BIGG BOSS. |
| The reason India won the Cricket World Cup 2011: Tendulka(R) G(A)mbir Yuvra(J) V(I)render Sehwag Rai(N)a Dhon(I) (K)ohli Harbh(A)jan Zaheer Kha(N) Pa(T)el As(H)win Enna Rascala, mind it! |
| Rajinikanth was putting his dog's tail into a pipe. Passer-by: Hey, dog's tail never straightens. Rajinikanth: Yenna Rascala, it's my dog. I am bending the pipe! |
| The power grid failure happened in India because Rajinikanth was charging his mobile. |
| Once a farmer replaced "scare crow" in the farm with Rajinikanth's statue. And birds even returned the grains they took last year! |