| Rajinikanth is so fast that he can run around the globe and punch himself in the back of his head. |
| Death once had a 'near-Rajni' experience |
| Rajinikanth can send a message through 'Whatsapp' from a PCO! |
| Q: Why is sea water salty? A: Bcoz Rajinikanth pees in it. |
| A frustrated message from Rajinikanth: Who the hell is spreading false rumours that I gave birth to my parents? |
| What does Rajinikanth eat? Whatever his wife cooks. Even he doesn't have a choice here. |
| Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. |
| Q: Why did Rajinikanth jump off a bridge? A: He wanted to check the depth of the ocean. |
| When Rajinikanth feels like bathing, monsoons arrive in India. No wonder, monsoons hit South India first. |
| When Rajinikanth had surgery, anesthesia was given to the doctors. |