Rajinikanth SMS

  • New Incredible India commercial:<br />
Rajinikanth Inside!Upload to Facebook
    New Incredible India commercial:
    Rajinikanth Inside!
  • Sudden declaration of Ajmal Kasab's hanging:
    Instead of crediting dengue or rejection of the mercy petition, even Rajinikanth's role should be investigated!
  • A missile was sent by Pakistan to Kargil. Rajinikanth stopped it at the border!
  • Rajinikanth can whistle in 5 different languages!
  • Rajinikanth was shot today...
    Funeral of the bullet is tomorrow.
  • The only thing that runs faster and longer than Rajinikanth are his films.
  • If Rajnikanth was born 200 yrs ago, British would have fought India to get Independence.
  • The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajinikanth's signature!
  • The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth!
  • The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
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