New Incredible India commercial: Rajinikanth Inside! |
Sudden declaration of Ajmal Kasab's hanging: Instead of crediting dengue or rejection of the mercy petition, even Rajinikanth's role should be investigated! |
A missile was sent by Pakistan to Kargil. Rajinikanth stopped it at the border! |
Rajinikanth can whistle in 5 different languages! |
Rajinikanth was shot today... Funeral of the bullet is tomorrow. |
The only thing that runs faster and longer than Rajinikanth are his films. |
If Rajnikanth was born 200 yrs ago, British would have fought India to get Independence. |
The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajinikanth's signature! |
The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth! |
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off. |