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Little boy: Rajini uncle, what's your most memorable moment while studying in school?
Rajinikanth: While being a monitor, I once told Manmohan Singh, while he was a little boy to keep quiet in class. And now it's history! -
Jesus can walk on water but Rajnikanth can swim through land. -
To
Mr. Rajinikanth,
Chennai.
Dear Sir,
Please close your fridge door properly and especially before sleeping.
Yours faithfully,
North Indians -
A long time ago, two men made a joke on Rajinikanth.
No they are known as
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Santa and Banta. -
Why is there less crime in South India as compared to other parts of India?
Better Policing?
Nah
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So simple, it's Rajinikanth!
Dubara Mat Puchhna... -
Rajinikanth in Tamil remake of Aamir Khan's Ghulam:
Rajini runs on a railway track. The train is at a distance of one meter.
So what happens?
Obviously the train jumps off the track! -
![12-12-12. Rajinikanth turns 62 today.<br />
Dear Birthday,<br />
Happy Rajinikanth to you!]()
Upload to Facebook 12-12-12. Rajinikanth turns 62 today.
Dear Birthday,
Happy Rajinikanth to you! -
At the site of an active volcano:
New geologist: I just saw Rajinikanth covered in towel pass by me.
Old geologist: Yeah, he comes here evey weekend.
New geologist: What for? And that too in a towel?
Old geologist: For a sauna bath inside the hot steaming volcano. -
Breaking News:
Rajinikanth died in the morning.
However, he is fine now. -
"Gangnam Style" is the result of Rajinikanth once practising horse riding for a shot in the movie, without a horse.
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