Rajinikanth SMS

  • How did Paul Octopus die?
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    He was asked to predict Rajnikanth's death.
  • Once Rajanikanth bunked a whole day in school.<br/>
Since then that day is known as........Sunday!Upload to Facebook
    Once Rajanikanth bunked a whole day in school.
    Since then that day is known as........Sunday!
  • Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table;<br/>
Because;<br/>
Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.Upload to Facebook
    Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table;
    Because;
    Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
  • Rajanikanth did his KG from seven different places..
    Today those places are known as IITs.
  • Rajinikanth doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it!
  • Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Rajinikanth to die before they attack!Upload to Facebook
    Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Rajinikanth to die before they attack!
  • Who can shake the moon?
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    It's Chandra Shaker. It isn't always always Rajinikanth!
  • What happens if Rajinikanth is appointed the coach of the Indian Cricket team?
    Don't even try to guess as to what would happen.
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    The Indian Cricket team would win the FIFA and Hockey World Cup!
  • Finally, Rajinikanth accepts that Chris Gayle is his rightful heir!Upload to Facebook
    Finally, Rajinikanth accepts that Chris Gayle is his rightful heir!
  • Rajinikanth has already been to Mars. It's the reason for there being no signs of life on that planet!
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