Once Rajinikanth bowled to Sachin Tendulkar and that was the day Rajinikanth came to know that he's not God. . .. As Cricket can have only one God. The story doesn't end here. . .. ... But he bowled him on the first ball, and that's how the realization that he's Super God! |
Once a TATA Company's 22 wheeler huge truck rammed into Rajinikanth. Since then it's known as: . .. ... .... TATA NANO! |
The weather in India is such smoky and foggy that either, 1. Rajinikanth is smoking, or 2. Alok Nath is doing Puja! |
Hoax News: Sand storm reported in Rajasthan Reportedly, Rajinikanth blew his 63rd birthday candles today! |
Just in: Rajinikanth can whistle in 5 different languages! |
When Karwa Chauth fasted For Rajinikanth, the ODI Cricket match abandoned! Ishant Sharma bragged, "Now play without me!" |
Person: Rajinikanth ji, total how many jokes have been made on you? Rajinikanth: Only 2-3 jokes. Person: 2-3 jokes? Rajnikanth: Enna Rascala! Rest all are facts! |
Breaking News: The reason behind recent onion price rise revealed. Actually Rajinikanth . .. ... .... ordered "Onion Uttapam"! |
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajnikant and that you will be handicapped if you park there. |
Rajanikanth was once on "Celebrity Wheel of Fortune" and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop. |