Rajinikanth: Hello I'm Rajinikanth. Receiver: Han Han, Pata Hai! Rajinikanth: Tujhe Kaise Pata Chala, Main Rajinikanth Bol Raha Hun? Receiver: Bass Kya Bhai... Mobile Switch Off Tha Mera! |
"Arctic Ocean has started receding" Rumours are Rajini Sir has accepted the Ice Bucket Challenge! |
If all Rajinikanth fans formed a country, the world would be one! |
Reason for Gold Crash: . . . . . . Rajinikanth is selling his wife's jewellery! |
Once while travelling through Gujarat, Rajinikanth bought tea from a kid... you know the rest of the story! |
Rajinikanth Sir, You're really great. You hugged a 'Chaiwala' and now he's our PM! |
Breaking News Twitter Inc. stock price spurts after Rajinikanth joins Twitter! |
Once Rajnikanth went to Switzerland and accidentally droped his wallet in a building. Since then, the place is popular for its "Swiss Bank"! |
MH370: Okay Rajinikanth. Enough pranks! You win. Now tell us where the plane is! |
All the teachers used to come to college wearing sun glasses, why?
. . . . . Because Rajinikanth was a very bright student! |