Whenever I think I finally understand women's logic, my wife says things like she can't wear those shoes with those earrings! |
My wife's pretty awesome. Her car has reverse parking sensors, a rear-view camera and automatic park assist. Still, she managed to hit a pole on the footpath! |
Dear Women, Do you ever wonder what it feels like to be wrong? |
Women's memory itself was a nightmare for men. Now they supplement it with screenshots as well. Men don't stand a chance! |
My wife & her friends joined the gym together and started with three sets of vigorous selfies! |
If women ruled the world, there would be no wars. Just a number of countries not talking to each other! |
Dentist: You need a crown. Girl: Finally, someone who understands me! |
You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can't have both! ~ A Mom |
Pro Tip: Don't ever trust a woman who says she's bad at remembering things! |
My wife has two cupboards full of 'I have nothing to wear'! |