| A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. |
| Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they don't like him. |
| Well-behaved women seldom make history. |
| There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. |
| Women. They are a complete mystery. |
| There are only three things Women need in life: Food, Water, and Compliments. |
| There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney and Driving Miss Daisy. |
| Women who make men talk better than they are accustomed to are always popular. |
| Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. |
| Women may fall when there's no strength in men. |
