| By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task overwhelm me. |
| Criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage. |
| Bad presentations do not have slide effects. |
| I don't want a solution. I want an excuse. |
| Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business. |
| Wisconsin attorney accidentally sues himself. |
| Work is the curse of the drinking class. |
| My job is such a closely guarded secret, even I don't know what I'm doing. |
| The trouble with being the boss is that there's no satisfaction in stealing office supplies. |
| Most people like hard work. Particularly when they are paying for it. |