O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,
Your branches green delight us!
They are green when summer days are bright,
They are green when winter snow is white.
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,
Your branches green delight us!
~ Ernst Anschütte
Merry Christmas!
I am dreaming of white Christmas;
With every Christmas card I write.
May your days be merry and bright;
And may all your Christmases be white.
Merry Christmas!
An old Indian woman slips and falls. She cries, "Hai Meri Kismat!`
A foreigner walks past and says, `Hi! Merry Christmas to you too!"
MC BC!
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In short, wishing you a Merry Christmas Before Christmas!
Holiday Season Advice:
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!
May Santa Claus shower the bounties of love, laughter, peace and happiness on you at all times!
Merry Christmas!
May your life be colourful, magnificent, shimmering and joyful - as the magic of Christmas spreads on you!
Merry Christmas!
Child 1: We had grandma for Christmas dinner?
Child 2: Really, we had turkey!
Merry Christmas!
Santa: Some grey bearded man is using my name and distributing Christmas presents.
Banta: You mean, Santa Claus?
Santa: Yes. I can't distribute gifts but can only spread happiness and laughter!
Merry Christmas!
Joy to the world! the Lord is come;
Let earth receive her King;
Let every heart prepare him room,
And heaven and nature sing,
And heaven and nature sing,
And heaven, and heaven, and nature sing.
~ Isaac Watts
Merry Christmas!