If you are offended by my sarcasm?
Then pardon me, I didn't know you were not smart enough to understand it!
Husband: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
Wife: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on!
We all know mirrors don't lie.
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Some people should be grateful that they don't laugh!
Every now and then look around and simply be happy for what you already have in your life!
Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other, irritate each other, but can't live without each other!
If flowers weren't loved seasons would never shed them so gracefully!
Boy: If you do not marry me, I will die for sure.
Girl: Why will you die?
There are so many beautiful girls in this world. You can marry one.
Boy: When a girl like you rejects me,
how can I think of a beautiful girl!
Sadness filled me whenever I miss you.
The thought of not being able to see you,
to touch you and to hold you is softly killing me.
Hope to see you soon because I miss you!
Love is not something that you can express in words.
Love is something that is expressed by actions and felt with the heart.
I don't know how much loved I make you feel but trust me dear, you are the most precious thing in my life.
I love you!
If you could run most relationships backward, they would actually be much more romantic. First strong hatred, followed by trying times, then ending with crazy passionate love and desire!