If you are offended by my sarcasm?
Then pardon me, I didn't know you were not smart enough to understand it!
We all know mirrors don't lie.
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Some people should be grateful that they don't laugh!
Boy: If you do not marry me, I will die for sure.
Girl: Why will you die?
There are so many beautiful girls in this world. You can marry one.
Boy: When a girl like you rejects me,
how can I think of a beautiful girl!
I wish you could be ugly for one day.
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Because being it every day is really sad!
Always remember you are someone's reason to smile.
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Because you are a joke!
I was going to give you a nasty look;
But I see you already have one!
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a pineapple at his face!
If you are ugly, you are ugly. There is nothing like inner beauty.
Do you see short people going around saying they got inner height?
As the years go, you may lose your hair, teeth & eyesight. But not your talent, wisdom & intelligence.
Because you can never loose which you don't have!
Keep your nose in your mask and out of my business!