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The last time I met you, you looked so stunning that I missed my pickup line!

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You must be someone from the future. Because I see my future with you. I'm glad to meet you at the present because we'll have a lot of time to know each other!

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Hey there, stranger! You're hotter than a sunburn!

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I am not certain what you think of me. I just hope it's at least R-rated!

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You're so sweet, there's a wanted poster of you at the candy store!

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I think iTunes made a mistake. You're clearly the hottest single of the year!

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It is so obvious when people around us are flirting with one another, but it is impossible to tell when people are flirting with us!

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Being polite is so rare these days that it is often confused with flirting!

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If you think I'm flirting with you, I'm just being friendly. If you think I'm weird and I make you uncomfortable, I'm flirting with you!

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Please help the homeless.
Take me home with you!