If you think you look ugly in glasses, it may just be because you can see your face better with them!
Some people are like Slinkies... they are really good for nothing.
But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs!
Some people look good in photos but not in real life.
Some people look good in real life but not in photos.
I am none of them!
Don't think you are useless.
Though you are but don't think about that!
Mirrors don't lie.
Lucky for some, they don't laugh either!
Being smart but not good at tests is like being attractive but not photogenic!
If someone doesn't text you back within an hour or two... they are ignoring you.
No one is without their phone for hours!
You know you are ugly when the only compliment you ever get is about your eyes or your hair!
You should do two things in the morning...
1. Pray to God so you can live
2. Have a shower so others can live!
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once!