| Why it's "raining cats and dogs? It should rather be reindeer! |
| It's impossible to put down a book about anti-gravity. |
| I relish the fact that you've Mustard the strength to Ketchup to me! |
| I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me! |
| Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them! |
| This statement is false! |
| You can't have everything; where would you put it? |
| Give me ambiguity or give me something else. |
| In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your count votes! |
| I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania! |