A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. |
Hangover- a wrath of grapes. |
I am not getting bald... I am getting more head! |
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once! |
Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects! |
I used to have a fear of hurdles... but I eventually got over it. |
Every calendar's days are numbered. |
A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no! |
Life is really harmful, people die of it. |
My brother has no hands. I feel for him. |