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Glass house jokes are always transparent. -
When she saw her 1st strand of grey hair... she thought she would 'Dye'! -
Actor - A man who tries to be everything but himself. -
Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show. -
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I started out with nothing and I still have most of it. -
Women take to good hearted men. Also from. -
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If it weren't for the rains, people would be all dry. -
Nowadays whatever is not worth saying is sung.
